Internet: according to Congress nomenclature

I can't resist to post an sms joke i received last month.  

What would the Internet be called if Congress decides to rename it?

"Shrimati Sonia Gandhi Antarrashtriya Mahajaal (or Maayajaal?)"

["श्रीमती सोनिया गांधी आंतरराष्ट्रीय महाजाल"]

"दिव्य" चे मराठी अगदीच दिव्य आहे

"बयाण" म्हणजे काय रे भाऊ?